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The Genius of Slickdeals

Published on January 14, 2009 in Uncategorized. 1 Comment

NWA lyrics modified by a slickdealer:

Straight outta Black Friday crazy slickdeala named CheapBastage
From the gang called Slickdealaz With Attitudes
When I’m called off I got a sawed off
Swipe the Visa and dealz are hauled off
You too boy if ya deal with me
Deal police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo net that’s how I’m goin out
For the punk slickdealers that’s showin out
Dealaz start to mumble, they wanna thumb down
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a slickdealer like that
with a mouse that’s pointed at yo site
So give it up smooth
No tellin when I’m down for a coupon move
Here’s a price-match rap to keep yo dancin
with a rebate record like Charles Manson
MS cash-back is the tool
Don’t make me act the slickdealin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I’m knockin dealz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them cheap slickdealers see clearly
that I’m down with the Y-M-M-V
Boy you can’t deal with me
So when I’m in your neighborhood, you better deal
Coz CheapBastage is cheap as hell
As I leave, believe I’ll pay retail, No Way
but when I come back, I’m comin straight outta Cyber Monday

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  1. Dan Schoppe posted the following on January 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm.

    Priceless! What an art, maybe we should add that to our summer agenda (now up to automotive and freestyle rapping).

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