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I’m Not Your Buddy

Published on November 20, 2008 in Life and Uncategorized. 4 Comments Tags: .

I consider myself a pretty friendly guy, but I’m the cash register-dude at Panera is not my buddy. Yes, for some reason this bothers me.

Honestly, I’m not even sure why I’m blogging about it, but it seemed worth mentioning. What does everyone else thing? Do you call random people buddy? I guess the thing is that I have people in my life that I would consider my ‘buddies’, he’s just not one of them. Maybe he will be some day, but he’s not right now.

Wow. This post sounds kind of arrogant, but a lot of times when people…say something like “hey buddy” or “hey friend” they mean it to be sarcastic and degrading or to make you uncomfortable. In the case of Panera-dude…mission accomplished.

For the record – Panera’s iced chai tea lattes are gross…don’t buy them. But the turkey artichoke panini is delicious.

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  1. Aadam posted the following on November 20, 2008 at 11:30 pm.

    The word is just a step away from ‘chief’. Or ‘killer’. Over the edge of intimacy there.

  2. Paige posted the following on November 21, 2008 at 10:10 am.

    Nice post buddy

  3. Dan Schoppe posted the following on November 22, 2008 at 4:34 am.

    Paige, leave him alone. He’s had enough buddies for one day.

    Anyway, you should plan on being around sometime in January for skiing!

  4. Rachel posted the following on November 22, 2008 at 10:18 am.

    I know how you feel- I hate when Grandma says “Good girl” I am not a dog!

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