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TSchwab: 3:27 – Dan Schoppe, His Wallet, Jesus…

Published on October 26, 2008 in Blog and Life. 3 Comments Tags: , , .

I just found this on Tony’s old blog via Google.

“Spencer just called me. He had an amazing story worthy or replication on this blog. Here it goes.

Dan and Spencer are on their way to a bike trail somewhere near Mankato. They got to the trail when Dan realized his wallet was gone. A couple had asked Dan and Spencer for directions and they were acting weird about it, so Dan was afraid they might have somehow stolen his wallet. Spencer and Dan proceeded to dig through Spencer’s car in an attempt to find the billfold in question, with no luck.

As these stories about lost items always go, the unfortunate victim generally recalls various ambiguous details about what they were doing earlier that could be clues, but are never conclusive. Dan realized that he had some change on his BK Lounge tray that he threw away, so he decided his wallet may have been on the tray as well. Spencer unloaded the bikes and Dan took his vehicle back to the BK. He got there as a young employee was taking the trash out. Stop! our hero yelled, desperately wanting to investigate the contents of the garbage. The manager comes out of the BK, probably after he made some chicks go home because they didn’t have coups to get in (Not without coups baby, not without coups…). They start going through the trash together (awwww, so sweet). The manager informs Dan that he is lucky because he told the young employee to take the trash out 15 minutes ago! Damns, laziness trumps responsibility in this case (isn’t that always the case?)! The manager retreats into his domain, leaving Dan and the employee alone (oooooohhhh). Dan finds his wallet amongst the waste products! Success!

And then… he gazes upward, noticing the majestic nametag of the young employee. His name… Jesus. Salvation for those who believe! Damnation for the unbelievers! Repent! Repent!

Jesus is so damn cool…”

TSchwab: 3:27 – Dan Schoppe, His Wallet, Jesus, And A Band Called Hinder.

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  1. Tony Schwab posted the following on October 26, 2008 at 7:26 pm.

    My 1: “Damns, laziness trumps responsibility in this case (isn’t that always the case?)!” The unbeknown foreshadowing at the time is hilarious.

    My 2: “The manager retreats into his domain, leaving Dan and the employee alone (oooooohhhh).” We may never know what happened between Dan and Jesus in that oh so dark and suggestively dirty trash receptacle area…

    My 3: You gotta have coups…

    My 4: POINT OF INFO’MATION, DIS IS A GANGSTA NATION

  2. Dan Schoppe posted the following on October 27, 2008 at 2:48 pm.

    What a story, what a hero.
    Hey-zeus was the man, calm and collected throughout the entire search!

    Spencer and Tony – while bike trips are cool, so is skiing. Where are the best places around here to get a season pass?

  3. spencerb posted the following on October 27, 2008 at 2:52 pm.

    Personally, I’m a fan of the Welch Village $99 college pass. http://www.welchvillage.com/seasonPasses.cfm?cID=1&scID=2&pID=5

    An affordable option and not too far away. I think Buck Hill is the closest place to the MPLS.

    Spirit Mountain is my favorite place in MN to ski.

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